These are my friends...

and they are certainly a strange bunch of posies!

Oh gosh - here comes college, and everyone always says "out with the old and in with the new!" but honestly I'm not ready to chuck out the old.  Heck, if anyone tried to pull that stunt on me I'd sock 'em in the eye, make them smell cat litter after safely rescuing my darling oldness from any haphazard chucking. 

I get the feeling that sentence didn't make much sense so I'll try to rephrase in plain engrish:

To my dear buds - I don't care if I'm expected to lose touch with you over the years.  I don't care if we end up two million light years away.  I don't care if we all meet darlin' new friends and all.  

If anyone tried to out-with-the-old you -

I'd go dumpster diving for you.

I don't know who this dude is - I just though it was really funny that he was on the cover of a magazine!

Let you guys go?

I say HELL TO THE NO!