When I pretend like I can use makeups

It's been awhile hasn't it?

If you've read any of my earlier posts, you will know that I'm not a huge makeup fan.  There's the toxic and environmental issues, not to mention the body image and fightin' inner feminist issues that rage around in my brain telling me that it's not the stuff for me.  

That being said, I am not quite so opposed to makeup in the artistic or flamboyant sense...

So naturally there comes a time when someone has a big, flashy palette of all the makeup colors imaginable, and I've got a event, and nothing to lose!

(minus the fact that I have not much idea what I'm doing when it comes to makeup)

In the end it turns into a color-fest on my face.

And apparently piercing alien-eyed stares into cameras.

Isn't it convenient that my under-eyes naturally match the purple applied on top?

Although you can't really tell in these rather dark, late-night photos, I managed to get four colors on my eyes in one go! I've got to admit that even after four hours of swing dancing they are looking pretty good.

On the finger-front I recently bedecked myself in a cosmic creation proclaiming my deep appreciation for 

the glorious majesty that is Star Trek: the original series.

 I can't help but mention that I somehow managed to draw this on my right thumb without it looking like I had commissioned an infant as an artist.  Non-dominant hand nail painting...it's an adventure! 

So there you have it - the cosmetic creations of the month!

Hopefully I managed not to look like too much like a rainbow ralphed on my my eyelids.  

I had fun regardless!

Lip Stain

Lip color - it seems pretty cool, I mean bright pink lips can be pretty fun, and I'm all for colors!

Now I have a kind of love-hate relationship with makeup, and as a general rule I don't like to wear it at all, especially on a daily basis.  I don't appreciate the fact that we are expected to cake it on so that our "flaws" can be covered and our features "enhanced" so that we can appear  more beautiful to the world.  Then when we decide we don't want to wear makeup, everyone is shocked at how plain, boring and ugly we are, now that the world has become used to the made-up version of ourselves.  Sadly it's really quite easy to be convinced that makeup is the thing to wear, and we will be more attractive, more desirable ect. if we wear it.  Granted it can be fun, kind of arty - but I still sort of hate it.

I recently have become aware of the lip stain revolution.  These nifty little pens will provide you with supposed hours of brilliant color, without the stick of gloss or the smear of lipstick.  To top it off companies have all sorts of pretty shades displaced in snappy advertisements like so:

Clearly - lip stain is the thing to have.

But the other problem with the makeup industry is that it's honestly about as crappy for you as drinking liquid acid.  Alright, you caught me, maybe it's not THAT bad, but I wasn't as enthused about lip stain once I read a few of the top ingredients...

Among other things, the popular Covergirls Outlast lip stain contains:

Propylene Glycol - A cosmetic form of mineral oil found in automatic brake and hydraulic fluid and industrial antifreeze

Methylparaben, Propylparaben, and Ethylparaben - These estrogen-mimicers have been found in breast tumors, linked to breast cancer and known tocause hormonal activity in the body

Phenoxyethanol - The FDA warns that phenoxyethanol can cause shut down of the central nervous system, vomiting and contact dermatitis.

And as the cherry on top, these wonderful chemical sticks are complete with their own flavoring, so we just can't help but like those sweet toxins up!

That seemed like way too much bang for my buck, so for the 4th of July I concocted my own creation...

and apparently turned into a fish

This beauty (the color - not me) was created by artfully smearing on a a combination of black raspberries and mulberries (both hand-gathered in the woods).  I simply let it dry for a minute and off I went!  Not only did it last through dinner and desert, but for fireworks, soda pop and bottlerockets!  I got home the next morning (around 12:20ish) snuck a peek in the mirror, and found the color just as bright as before.  After 6 hours- THIS is what I would call Outlast Lip Stain! (pictures were actually taken when I got back).

A lip stain that is 100% free

100% organic

and has 100% of pronounceable ingredients?

Now that's something worth changing colors about!

What do you think:

 To make-up or not to make-up?